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Joke of the Day
"Who is James Bond's favorite bartender? Michael J Fox"
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"Brain problem On the left side, there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left."
"Why did the molecular biologist want to make a porno film of gametes? Because sex cells."
"I can't wait until humans move to a new planet and someone says, 'Remember having 24-hour days?' and some jerk responds, 'First world problems.' -Geoffrey Asmus"
"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."
"What do you call a fear of Alkaline? A pH-obia"
"How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar? They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years."
"Why do they name all hurricanes after women? Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car"
"A son to his mother: Mum, I don't like grandma. The mother: Shut up, we eat what we have!"
"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."