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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fear of Alkaline? A pH-obia"
Next Joke
"Boss: Hey, you feel like working overtime? *Leaps into garbage compactor*"
"Whenever my parents talk about the good old days' they always seem to stop at 1979. Which is pretty cool, because that's also the year I was born... wait... what?"
"Girl, are you an ITT Tech degree? Because you're worthless."
"I'm not an alpha male I'm a male"
"I thought it was a staring contest but then I realized the guy had a glass eye so now I can never go back to that gas station again."
"What did tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll hang around."
"When my girlfriend dumped me I spent 8 hours making a replica of her house and her on Sims, then burning it down. Easiest way to move on."
"My abs hurt today because last night I went to the gym and got punched in the stomach"
"What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !"