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Joke of the Day
"A son to his mother: Mum, I don't like grandma. The mother: Shut up, we eat what we have!"
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"That's the pope favorite method of payment? PayPal"
"HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING. -Amish trash talk"
"RED RIDING HOOD: what big pupils you have grandmother WOLF: yeah I found some pills in the bathroom I love you they're unreal you want some?"
"What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp? Names"
"If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?"
"Hillary demands that Trump release his tax returns Trump says - I'll email them to you."
"You may refer to him as Cap'n Crunch to others, but you must still salute him in person."
"A burglar sneaking into a dentist clinic got caught by the late night guard. In panic, the burglar throws a tooth at the guard. He's been hit by He's been struck by A tooth criminal."
"What's Edward Elric's favorite band? My Alchemical Romance"