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Joke of the Day
"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."
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"What should you do if you come across a tiger while in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"What's a zombie's favorite snack? Fritos"
"A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men... ...who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts 'Nien! Nien!', so two of them left."
"My wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip... I don't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one."
"I've slowly replaced sex with food... and now I can't even get into my own pants."
"Getting ready to ask my black friends what finna ax means."
"Buy Domino's Fire everyone Hire dragons Fire roasted pizzas Delivery in six minutes or less IMAGINE DRAGONS"
"Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a friendzoned DSLR photographer boy :P"
"I can't wait to see the phrase ""He was the longest living member of the Baha Men"" in an obituary"