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Joke of the Day

"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."

"You guys! I just realized I've been holding my moral compass upside down this whole time."

"I got caught making out with my cousin once - mum and dad went mental. In my defence we were just kids, and there was an awful lot of alcohol at her funeral."

"I'm so embarrassed. I just learned that that Pringles holder on my treadmill is for water bottles!"

"My friends recently got some copy of his grandfather's auschwitz diaries. They're a little brief though. Day 1: Showers"

"Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: ""What year are you in?"" ""Well...2012. you ?"" *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own."

"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."

"Lead me not into temptation... fcuk that, follow me, I know a shortcut."

"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She just sent the announcement via email."

"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? None they both eat out."