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Joke of the Day

"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."

"90% of women that wear yoga pants probably don't do yoga. 100% of straight men don't care."

"Did you hear about the crazy train that went on a killing spree? Authorities believe it had a loco motive."

"The Online Biology Class I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are. Turns out, ""black people"" is NOT a good answer."

"What spice can't be in sol food? Ginger."

"Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from."

"A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish. I call it instant korma. I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it."

"How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost."

"A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said ""It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."""

"It's not really murder if you're already dead to me."