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Joke of the Day
"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."
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"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."
"I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke... ...but the good ones were all already exhausted."
"Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues? He ran out of cocaine."
"""i want to love you, but i have crust issues."" -pizza on a date i dont know i hate myself"
"The host of a party said, ""Make yourself at home,"" so I got comfortable. Turns out English was his second language and he was ordering me to leave :("
"I noticed you just hit the snooze alarm. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWWWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW"
"What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common? For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house."
"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"
"When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like."