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Joke of the Day

"Why did the molecular biologist want to make a porno film of gametes? Because sex cells."

"What do you call a slav tree? A Dimitree."

"We should have a horse for president. All in favor say 'neigh'."

"My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife but my looks are telling me to study harder."

"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."

"6yo:You can't eat chips before dinner! Me:YOU can't. I'm a grown man. I do what I want. *Wife walks in*: What's that? Me:WHAT? NOTHING. Huh?"

"An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians."

"Short rabbi joke As I'm walking with a rabi I ask him, Me: so do you charge a lot for you circumcisions? Rabbi: no I just keep the tips"

"The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris."

"Roger Federer was doing an interview... ... when the interviewer asked him how he felt about his countries flag being displayed by so many of his fans in the arena he replied ""Well, it's a big plus"""