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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad"
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"Pete and Repete are in a boat together. Pete jumps out of the boat. Who is left in the boat?"
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"What a time to be alive! Right now."
"Jews are lazy... ... essentially a group of people who couldn't be bothered to read the sequel. -Will Bailey (Cambridge footlights)"
"hi reddit okay bye reddit"
"I was asked where I see myself in fives at a job interview Apparently ""riding your mom"" was not the right answer"
"I love strapping my kids into their car seats. It's the closest I can legally come to putting them in straitjackets."