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Joke of the Day

"ME: Do ghosts wear condoms DENTIST: How are you still awake"

"This sexist farmer called me a cow when I'm male. That's bull."

"What does Trump's hair and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole."

"I used to have a problem choking on my food all the time Now I only eat cheerios and life savers"

"Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door."

"People have been on the hunt for sasquatch for some time now. Finding one has proven to be no small feat."

"Mom, you bought me the wrong magazine! This isn't MAD, this is DISAPPOINTED!"

"Knock-Knock... -Who's there? -Doctor. -Doctor Who? -No, bitch. Doctor House."

"What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix"

"Did you hear about the amazing new prosthetic device for paraplegics? It's called a Vegetable Stand."