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Joke of the Day
"My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded"
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"What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died? Decomposers"
"I could never be an actress because I don't want kids and would never be able to say ""but my favorite role is being a mom"" at award shows."
"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"
"[moving her panties to the side] HEY MAA, I'M MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER."
"What video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft."
"I think my girlfriend has had 61 lovers before me... Because she calls me her sixty second lover"
"What is easier done than said?"
"Dyslexic devil worshipper Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who soul his sold to santa?"
"In a doggy style gang bang, do you call the woman ""dogging station""?"