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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid with two gay black dads? An orphan."
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"A homeless guy jumps on your back... Do you carry him around or beat him off?"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? Pizza jokes can't be topped! :D"
"Who laughs the last? The one who you have to explain the joke to."
"Doctor's office A man walk's into the doctor's office to get a check-up. The doctor tells the man he needs to quit masturbating. The man asks why . The doctor says, ""So I can examine you""."
"Why don't they have gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."
"Hey kids, don't forget to look both ways before getting hit by a car."
"What do you call a midget fortune teller who kills his customers? A small medium at large."
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, and the other looks up your family bush."
"My new neighbor's super hot but I haven't tried to take her out yet... When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done."