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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I were fighting in the car We glared at eachother and I thought neither of us would back down, but in the end we struck an Accord."

"My new cooking show, ""Will Sasso Cooks With His Exposed Dick Really Close to the Food"" premieres tonight (8/7 Central) in my mind. Be there!"

"Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!"

"How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Nein"

"Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is."

"Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely, I write a letter to a prison inmate to tell them how much better my life is than theirs."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... I've heard multiple versions of this joke. Please comment with you're favorite."

"What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia."

"The world will be a much better place if everybody took a chill pill... It would be even better if some of them choked on it."

"I was talking to my buddy Adam Lanza and I asked him if he'd wanna date my 25-year-old friend. He said, ""Yeah! I love taking out twenty - five year olds!"""