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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I were fighting in the car We glared at eachother and I thought neither of us would back down, but in the end we struck an Accord."

"ISIS frequently takes credit for random attacks even when they had nothing to do with them, making ISIS basically the Fat Jew of terrorism"

"How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti? Pasta pasta, pasta."

"How do you spell badly? With a broken magic wand."

"Apparently you're not supposed to tell ""That's what she said jokes"" during the Board meeting because it's ""inappropriate"""

"My first time... My first time having sex and playing football were a lot alike... When it was all said and done I was exhausted bruised and bloody... But atleast my dad came..."

"How do you make a peanut butter and Reddit sandwich? You spreddit."

"A haiku about early morning starts... No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged 14 years and mixed up in a little coke."

"What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !"