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Joke of the Day
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business"
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"What di you call a snowman in may? A puddle!"
"I once went to a Reddit restaurant unfortunately all of the servers were busy"
"ME: *to friend* you're dumb as a box of rocks lol BOX OF ROCKS: *putting finishing touches on his astrophysics thesis* dude"
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"What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants? ""ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"""
"Q: What is a dentist's office? A: A filling station."
"It seems a little insensitive for Batman movies to be rated PG"
"What do you call a girl who friend zones you? M'lady"
"A man walks into a police station ""My car has been stolen"" he says laughingly. ""Your car has been stolen, but why are you laughing then?"" The officer says. ""Because my wife was still in it!"""