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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants? ""ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"""

"Paedophiles always have a certain look about them... Paedophiles always have a certain look about them, what is it about a beard and glasses that kids find so sexy?"

"I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? Currant affairs."

"You know what my new year's resolution is? 1680x1050"

"What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral? Mourning wood."

"I failed a Health and Safety course at work today... One of the questions was: ""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""Fuckin' big ones"" was apparently the wrong answer. Edit: grammer"

"What do you call jokes that belong to everyone? /r/Jokes"

"Sadly, the lifeguard couldn't save the hippie from drowning He was too far out"

"Jokes are like frogs... they die when you dissect them"

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on Mars? The atmosphere was ok, but the place looked a bit rusty."