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Joke of the Day
"I once went to a Reddit restaurant unfortunately all of the servers were busy"
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"Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian? As a Canadian, this offends me."
"Caught my ping smoking weed while playing online Now it became high"
"Shoutout to my Cold War reenactment group! We're just a bunch of chill white guys, sitting at a table, acting stressed about the USSR."
"What is the best things about the a 90 year old's tits? You can play double dutch."
"What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold."
"Do zombies go to heaven when they die? I hope so. There's lots of nice people up there to eat."
"A guy walks into a bar So a guy walks into a bar.... Where does he go next? The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital? For Alcohol poisoning"
"Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me? She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist"
"My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, ""You're being charged with being good in bed..."" After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence."