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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapuss"
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"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"
"Yoda tells a joke at the annual Christmas party. Why was five afraid of seven? Because Six Seven Eight"
"You know what they say about Arlington National Cemetery... People are dying to get in there."
"What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!]"
"Two men were in a courtroom... One was charged for eating battery acid, the other was charged of sticking fireworks up his ass The court charged one, and let the other off"
"The only reason I ever get any women is because of who I am A rapist."
"How does a feminist know she's overweight? She doesn't"
"Unless you can explain how you know me in three words or less, Facebook Friend Request: DENIED."
"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"