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Joke of the Day
"It seems a little insensitive for Batman movies to be rated PG"
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"I like my women like I like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap."
"VW have got in2 trouble 4 falsifying data, apparently this is not d first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying abt gas emissions"
"I was thinking about how duckling is our word for little ducks... so I canceled my order for steamed dumplings."
"I hanged myself for being fat The rope broke"
"Is no shave November just for men? Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache."
"I have no idea where all these trebuchet jokes came from then it hit me from 300 meters away."
"Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium."
"What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines."
"In 1752, Benjamin Franklin invented electricity because it was no longer considered humane to execute people using an acoustic chair."