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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who friend zones you? M'lady"
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"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza comes out of the oven."
"So we're just gonna walk around pretending it's not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?"
"Even though it's just a one letter change the difference between ""Wish you were here"" and ""Wish you were her"" is tremendous"
"Did you hear about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcision? He only took tips"
"Pulitzer Prize-winner Lois Lane, I want you to meet your new reporting partner, this mysterious stranger who has never held a job before."
"The sweats say I've given up. The Nike logo says ""but not entirely."""
"You know you're the family addict when it's time to light birthday candles & everyone looks at you knowing you have a lighter in your pocket"
"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."