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Joke of the Day

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"Today, I started on my second million dollars! I gave up on my first."

"I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable."

"If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you."

"Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?"

"My daughter wrote ""Daddy is the best"" in the snow then smashed it when I made her come inside. She'll make some lucky guy miserable one day."

"A joke without brevity Is just a long explanation of something that's funny"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."

"I See your 7 year old jokes and I raise my own, What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station? A Whale Way"

"How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong."