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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison."
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"DOG: woof ME: you wanna go outside? DOG: [wagging tail] woof woof! ME: ok just a second DOG: [pulls a gun] woof [gestures to door] woof"
"Why did God bless Texas? He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris."
"I'd brag about my pride... But I'd be lion."
"Hurricanes are like a divorce in West Virginia There's lots of yelling and screaming, and somebody looses a trailer. -joke from my chem teacher today"
"Don't tell a Klepto this... ...they take everything literally."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It really sucks if you have diabetes"
"LPT: If you want to get all green lights just try to send a text."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for a culture of entitled white American children who are systematically fed a diet of high fructose corn syrup."