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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a box of chocolates It really sucks if you have diabetes"

"I got arrested for killing a black man They charged me with impersonating a police officer."

"Why do golf commentators speak softly? To not wake the audience."

"Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed."

"Question: What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender? Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on"

"What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit? I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green."

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up dude it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I'm sure he means well..."

"A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark."

"What do you get if you cross an owl with a donkey? A Wise Ass."

"The area of a pie So I asked my maths teacher how to find the area of the pie I had made that day. He said, easy, you use the are formula A=r2. I said, no this is a circular pie."