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Joke of the Day
"LPT: If you want to get all green lights just try to send a text."
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"Who is this Rorschach guy? ....and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"
"Not now brain... ...this is a job for stupidity."
"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way."
"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."
"How do you teach your dog to roll over ? Put him on fire."
"How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar? Both can't take down anything."
"Recent statistics show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette."
"My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy."