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Joke of the Day

"What are the best funny fake names you know?? I submit - Craven Moorehead"

"I wish robot servants were affordable already."

"I've spent my whole life trying to find a girl with a psychiatric disorder that makes her think she's a woodpecker."

"How does NASA plan a party..? They planet."

"Where do David Cameron and his party meet? In the Conservatory!"

"In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a ""cronut,"" which is croissant/donut. We call these people ""midiots,"" which is a moron/idiot."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Without a penis"

"What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear? Free Willy"

"How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them."

"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"". But John came in fifth and won a toaster."