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Joke of the Day

"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for a culture of entitled white American children who are systematically fed a diet of high fructose corn syrup."

"What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down? He fell on his ash."

"An unsung legacy of Bill Clinton's presidency is that since he left office, no sitting President has shot a load on a non-spouse."

"""You've changed."" ""I know, I'm a Transformer."""

"What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop."

"I've stopped asking what the meaning of life is. My question now is: ""Why do only technologically-challenged people use self-check-outs?""."

"Why didn't the Indian like having two t.p.'s? They made him 2 tence."

"Did you know you can see through Caitlyn Jenner? She is trans-parent."

"Lunch menu at a middle school in Flint, MI: PB&J with some Pb&H20."

"I found a place where the recycling rate is 98% /r/Jokes"