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Joke of the Day
"Let's hope God grades on a curve or I'm so screwed."
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"cop: [making list of animals that escaped] zookeeper: ""the tigers should be your top priority"" cop: [scribbling out ducks] ""obviously"""
"I ditched my ex gf. For lying. Lying under my best friend."
"The more I learn about Myself the more atheist I become."
"""I see!"" said the blind man... ... as he picked up his hammer and saw."
"What is Nemo's favorite drink? Nemonade"
"A seal walks into a club..."
"A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bar tender looks at him for a few seconds and finally says "" alright, you can stay..just don't start anything"""
"What does my dad do for fun? Beats me \_()_/ "
"I wouldn't do well in war because the bravest thing I've ever done was post an Instagram photo with no filter."