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Joke of the Day
"The more I learn about Myself the more atheist I become."
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"There's a faggot in the trunk of my car. There were too many sticks in my front yard, so I'm dumping them in the woods."
"Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses."
"Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."
"Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across."
"How do you make a hormone? Or, as this joke was retold to me by my idiotic friend : ""How do you make a prostitute upset?"""
"Parents spend the first 3 years of their child's life teaching it to walk and talk.. They then spend the next 10 years teaching it to sit down and shut up."
"What is the most honest vegetable? Beetruet"
"How is the RNC going to wash themselves of the reputation Trump has given them? Lather, Reince, repeat."
"Confucius say... Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk!"