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Joke of the Day
"What does my dad do for fun? Beats me \_()_/ "
Next Joke
"I don't know why people use odorless deodorant It makes no scents!"
"Three tampons are walking down the road. What one says hi? **None!** Their all *stuck up bitches!*"
"Horse walks into a bar Bartender ""why the long face?"""
"I overheard a dad at Starbucks tell a kid not to tell Mom he got a cake pop for breakfast, so I guess I'm part of their web of lies now too."
"What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker? In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool."
"Wanna hear a joke about cats? Haha, just kitten."
"So a woman walks up to a tall guy and says ""hey, can you get me that box on the top shelf"""
"Enjoying Life There are few things I enjoy more than picking an argument with my wife when she has the hiccups. I wish I could wake up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis."
"Hate when the grammar police single me out like some kind of which hunt"