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"A seal walks into a club..."
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"[Knock Knock] Halloween 1981, the Potter Household Voldemort: knock knock James: Who's there Voldemort: You know James: You know who? Voldemort: Correct James: ... James: Fuck"
"I know a guy who collects candy canes... ...they are all in mint condition."
"What do Dicks and School have in common There both long and hard unless you are Asian"
"I'm so hungry I could eat something healthy."
"You know why I quit working at the sausage factory? It was the wurst."
"If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention"
"Arguing with a greased up Asian... Can be a slippery slope."
"I ran into my X the other day. Now I have to get my bicycle repaired."
"It's not about how she looks, it's all about how she looks at you."