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Joke of the Day
"""I see!"" said the blind man... ... as he picked up his hammer and saw."
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"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 300 degrees in the oven."
"What does a woman's asshole do while having an orgasm? He's usually at home with the kids."
"What's the difference between a power outlet and a Girl I can turn one on..."
"Do you know why android fanboys don't like apple products?"
"I set up a camera in my room like in paranormal activity but it's just 8 hours of me waving & walking down imaginary stairs behind my bed."
"What's the difference between America any yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."
"[lightbulb store] owner: ""what watt can i get you?"" me: owner: me: owner: ""did i stutter?"" me: ""i dont know"""
"Somebody told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall."" I said maybe"
"What did the Klansman say to the Muslim? Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?"