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Joke of the Day

"Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly. Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'"

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat."

"A Classic Joke for all ages! Knock Knock."

"This ceiling fan keeps knocking over my ceiling furniture."

"Auto correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo."

"Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office."

"USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows' beef Analytical studies show that the steaks are high"

"USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product TWITTER: likes are now florps USERS: what TWITTER: timeline goes sideways"

"First date with a hummingbird: You're moving too fast."

"I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested."