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Joke of the Day
"What is Nemo's favorite drink? Nemonade"
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"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...cum on guys"
"How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly? Electro*cute*"
"""Ok, so you love kids and a clean house? Really, you don't drink but you like to drive?"" Me, interviewing the perfect sister wife"
"What did the Chinese guy think about assisted suicide? He was worried about the euthanasia..."
"A giraffe was at an airport security check line. The security guy asked ""Is that your laptop?"". The giraffe replied ""I thought you would never ask."""
"Stephen Hawking can actually be pretty funny sometimes... But I don't think he's got what it takes to do stand-up."
"Those ""Speed Enforced by Aircraft"" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16."
"You remind me of a beautiful star in the night sky... You each have your own gravitational pull."
"How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb? NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)"