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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""

"The three American Marines that helped thwart the Terrorist Attack in France did something than no Frenchman ever has. Received Frances Highest Honor..."

"So Microsoft bought skype for millions of dollars Idiots didn't know skype's free."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? ...he got the gas bill"

"What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"

"I just found out I had sex with a monkey in a previous life You cant blame me though because it was really long ago, and I was the first Human that wasnt fully a monkey myself."

"If I was a girl my best friend would have to come untangle me at least twice a week because I tried to take my bra off through my sleeve"

"You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself That's your parents job."

"Not all Latvian so unfortunate Lucky man is farmed 3 potato. Soon man has hit by lightning and die. Is true some have all luck, struggle finally over."

"""There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."""