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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""

"Why do pill bottles have cotton in them? To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly."

"Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch."

"I respect the guy who drives his Blue BMW through the White Castle drive thru. It's like he's saying: ""I'm better than youbut not by much."""

"If six years of marriage has taught me anything its that couches are surprisingly comfortable to sleep on."

"72 virgins This was it. The suicide bomber was going to blow up the US camp. Little did he know that when he woke up he would be surrounded by 72 engineering students...."

"Yep, we're the minority around here when we have the only Wi-Fi network name written in English in the entire neighborhood."

"GUY: are u in the 1% ME: more like the 2% GUY: well that's still great ME: [wondering why this guy's so in to milk] it's pretty cool I guess"

"I wish Shaq named his daughter Shaqira."