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Joke of the Day
"Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly."
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"Which African Dictator extorts flying insects Robert Mug-a-bee"
"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"
"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A."
"I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
"Jared may not get free subway for life anymore... But he will have no shortage of 6 inch or foot longs."
"What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks? Incense sticks make scents."
"A dad puts his kids down for bedtime He says, ""You're fat and stupid!"""
"You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute. .. ..."
"A cannibal passed his friend in the woods."