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Joke of the Day
"Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch."
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"Studies have shown horses exposed to marijuana are less stable and unsafe to ride. So get off your high horse."
"I met a guy the other day with a glass eye. He didn't tell me, it just came out in the conversation"
"Are anti-jokes still funny? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead"
"When I worked at the shoe store... I was the sole employee."
"Donald Trump's dick is so shriveled and emaciated,... Obama called in drone strikes on it."
"Chairman: Ok so we've decided a group of crows is called a flock? Creepy Frank: *licking a knife* I've got a better idea"
"You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant."
"ooh n aah Q whats the difference between ooh and aah? A About 3 inches."
"Stallone took home the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor. Should sit nicely next to his Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film; Rambo."