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Joke of the Day

"Why do pill bottles have cotton in them? To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"I really like money, but I don't like to work."

"King splits his kingdom to his three sons... Hell yeah, said the fourth..."

"My Uncle When I was a young boy, my Uncle would always tell me ""Always leave them wanting more"" Which is probably why he lost his job in famine relief."

"What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex? A Krismas goose."

"If someone says you're not a mermaid, don't talk to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life."

"girl you're like the water in flint, michigan you quench my thirst but i know you'll slowly kill me"

"When I'm drunk, I'm like South Park I'm crude and offends everyone"

"How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales."

"What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm? Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron."