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Joke of the Day
"Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language."
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"How do you pay a quiz master? with finances."
"Why is the nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."
"My dog gave birth recently. My dog gave birth to a litter of 8 puppies. We named one puppy johnny, he is a real son of a bitch"
"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from"
"A hammock is really cool until you try to get out of it. I'm going to have to live here now. Goodnight."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"2 Types of People I Hate 1) People who make lists. 2) Hypocrites"