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Joke of the Day
"Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language."
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"Fire alarms are dangerous and should not be in the house. Why? Because when it starts the house is on fire!"
"What do you call a Jihad male cow? Abominable"
"Did you hear they found the body of the guy that leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes? They say he's the first person ever to be hi-fived to death."
"I think I'm allergic to alcohol... After about 10-12 beers, I throw up. It's the damndest thing!"
"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."
"My wife: ""Can you pass me the stud finder?"" Me: ""You're the stud finder!"" *deep, awkward silence* Me: ""Here it is."""
"Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off."
"I could live in this house for a million years and still second guess which switch is for the garbage disposal every time."
"Heard this on NPR- Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He's all right though."