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Joke of the Day

"Fire alarms are dangerous and should not be in the house. Why? Because when it starts the house is on fire!"

"What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? A Pair!"

"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."

"Why were Mary and Joseph considered such good businessmen? Because they produced such a great prophet."

"My WWII joke is quite predictable How did Jew Nazi that coming?"

"I run a support group for sex addicts They're all in the other room sitting in a circle... OH MY GOD"

"How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"What did the orphan poker player say? Will you raise me?"

"""Me llamo Pedro,"" said no Juan ever."

"I am extremely offended by the song ""God is Dead"" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that? ...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well."