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Joke of the Day

"My wife: ""Can you pass me the stud finder?"" Me: ""You're the stud finder!"" *deep, awkward silence* Me: ""Here it is."""

"When I write too fast, my ""E"" looks like a ""G"" making this assignment sheet where I marked several projects as ""DONE"" look pretty weird."

"Just saw a large group of 20 yr olds saying a blessing before eating. Then I realized they were all just looking at their phones."

"U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months"

"What's the difference between dreams and memes? I haven't given up on my memes yet"

"Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods... The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian"

"What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother? Pu-pu puble"

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool"

"If you're looking for an excuse to ruin your life, I'm right here."