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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."

"[Biden runs into the oval office] ""Barack, ISIS are on the phone. They want a shipment of updog. I asked what it is but they just laughed"""

"A Dad's Advice A dad is giving his son some advice one day. The dad says, ""Son, don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind."" The son replies, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"A man sued an airline company after they lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case."

"Why do white girls like odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Dear people who manually retweet, I hope the next time you're about to get laid someone steps in and does it for you"

"Lesbian Eskimo? Klondyke."

"Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger."

"Lame Joke I was going to post an old joke, but then I realised that most of you had already reddit."

"Carpentry isn't what Jesus Christ is most known for because he was bored with nails."