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Joke of the Day

"I could live in this house for a million years and still second guess which switch is for the garbage disposal every time."

"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them."

"New law restricts lobbyists to the lobby. Citizen victory! Writing laws a bit less convenient! The lobby lobby, however, has won the day."

"If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions"

"What's Black & Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? the 14th of february the calendar will have a date."

"My old man got admitted to a psychiatric hospital today. He had set up a traffic detour through his house. I should have seen it coming, all the signs were there."

"DOOM 4. All of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever."

"- Deletes FB account - Leaves Social Media - Moves to Himalayas - Pigeon comes with a note - Opens note - Candycrush request"

"dark humor What are your favorite dark humor jokes"