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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jihad male cow? Abominable"
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"Ruth wasn't invited to the party. The people at the party were ruthless."
"How can we make people tell the truth? ""Lets make them put one hand on a book & the other on their chest. That'll scare the shit out of em"""
"Traveling with a four year old boy is like transferring a serial killer between prisons."
"If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, ""Yeah, I heard it sucks"""
"Hey Kevin, why do you like fungi on your pizza? Cause I'm a vegetarian."
"What kind of person is sexually excited from looking at young animals? A PETAphile."
"How many states of matter are there? 5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives"
"Ur mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at sea world."
"Q: You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? A: Pluck a duck."