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Joke of the Day

"Corny Deadpool joke Wolverine has DirecTV. Deadpool has Cable."

"Yo mama so fat.. I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people"

"People say I'm crazy because I don't enjoy spooning girls I much prefer knifing them."

"What the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... except when you're at a funeral."

"I was watching a tv evangelist this morning and it made me realize how much I'm looking forward to the Rapture. Yeah, I can't wait until all these ""Christians"" are gone."

"test. don't click. **woah this is thick** *tower of pisa* super^man ~~assassinated~~ [NotPorn](httP://pornhub.com)"

"Before an army officer can get married, they need to know the rules of engagement."

"I will ride you like a helicopter. Totally out of control."