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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."

"Can I ask you something?"

"If I had a 1$ for every gender there was... I'd have 2 dollars."

"I'm only leaving the house today so my selfies will have new backgrounds."

"Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.- the place in any American city where you can be sure to find racial tolerance and understanding."

"Admit it... You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook status."

"What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !"

"Why do Russians always wear track suits? Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks"

"Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !"