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Joke of the Day
"People say I'm crazy because I don't enjoy spooning girls I much prefer knifing them."
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"*rubs magic lamp*rubs harder and faster*genie semen sprays everywhere*"
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"I asked an Indian if he likes custard He said, ""not in general."""
"My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of 'ironic', which was ironic because we were at a train station."