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Joke of the Day

"test. don't click. **woah this is thick** *tower of pisa* super^man ~~assassinated~~ [NotPorn](httP://pornhub.com)"

"I collect coins and old paper money. For our anniversary, my wife surprised me with a $1,000 bill! Unfortunately, it was from Fendi, for a pair of shoes."

"What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"I accidentally bought a bicycle that has no seat it's not a deal breaker but it's kind of a pain in the ass."

"Forget Klondike, you should see what I'd do for an open bar."

"Gay jokes are not funny! Cum on guys!"

"Everybody thinks I am a psychopath... but I don't care what they think."

"What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean? It's the sea section."

"Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger? Because now his watch has ended."