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Joke of the Day
"What does Tammy Wynette do to beat the heat? Stands by her fan."
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"Have I told ya my pizza joke? Augh nvm, its probably too cheesy"
"If there's not a man out there with ""Gluten Free"" tattooed above his junk then we've failed as a society"
"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years to life"
"A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who's highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome"
"What do you call fast food emergencies? Emergen-cheese. :3"
"What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings? Legolas"
"""I felt a hair in my mouth but I pulled out a strand of colorful scarves. I knew then."" -David Copperfield's unauthorized bio I'm writing"
"What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming..."
"I had to put my dog down last night He's just too darn heavy to carry around anymore."