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Joke of the Day
"What's the most common question in a Gay Bar? Can i push in your stool?"
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"Apparently, ""he's an army officer"" isn't the correct response to ""who's your daddy""."
"So I heard Microsoft pulled the plug after their chat robot slung slurs, ripped Obama and denied the Holocaust... I guess there wasn't enough room for two Trumps in the Republican party."
"Dear men, I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! Love, Spiders"
"What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee? Britney Spears"
"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef Jerky."
"""LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ASSHOLE!"" - People in yellow cars."
"I went shopping . . . I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left. It was provolone."
"I'm my biggest critic. I'm my strongest critic. I'm my tallest critic. I'm my prettiest critic. who's a good critic. yes you. whose a good c"
"After my prostate exam.... After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came. At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: ""Who the fuck was that?"""