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Joke of the Day
"What's the most common question in a Gay Bar? Can i push in your stool?"
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"I'm single by choice. But it's not my choice."
"Why is North Korea so cruel? Because it doesn't have a Seoul!"
"what's the deal with ""airplane food?"" newsflash, jerry: it's called jet fuel."
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"How do you make dill bread? Dill dough."
"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs is both the same."
"When I'm horny, I stroll into rooms on all fours, with my ass shaking up in the air, meowing incessantly until someone throws a shoe at me."
"What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison? Small medium at large."