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Joke of the Day

"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he is married"

"I believe Donald Trump can make this country what it once was- -an arctic region with zero population"

"we dont serve time travelers here A time traveler walks in to the bar."

"I'm not the type that has sex with people I meet at the bar... They keep saying ""no."""

"If I'm ever murdered, I have no doubt that my chalk outline would include my phone in my hand."

"Why does Santa have 3 houses? One for each of his hoes."

"What do you first see when you enter an Indian community? 50 shades of brown ;)"

"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""hey, why the long face?"" The horse says, ""I have cancer."""

"Women are like a 1000 piece puzzle... Hard to finish in 10minutes"