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Joke of the Day
"In Canada , we have two seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling."
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"I don't like nosey peppers they get Jalapeno buisness"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !"
"He drank the entire bottle of olive oil? Olive it."
"Did you hear about the guy that made a terrible joke? He fainted."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."
"Ever since Crystal signed my yearbook in 4th grade, all of my summers have been rad and I haven't changed, just like she asked."
"A man comes homes and sees his girlfriend packing... ""What are you doing?"" He asks ""I'm leaving you"" ""But why"" ""Because you're a pedophile"" ""Pedophile?... big word for an 11 year old"""
"Dont look at my username. You looked, dint you? Dint I tell you not to? Dont you have any control? ANY control? You stoopid?.... Get it?"
"I'm stoned. Either the smoke alarm is beeping or the house is backing up."