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Joke of the Day
"The Alzheimer Society of Ireland is commemorating 30 years this year... ...or is it 40?"
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"I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag"
"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."
"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"
"What does a chicken call its backpack? A BokBok..."
"Something came in the mail today... My taxes"
"Few things can match the satisfaction of high-fiving someone who is trying to give you the Talk To The Hand gesture."
"*gets email* -Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your area?- *responds* ""Can any of them help me with this iTunes update?"""
"What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? ""Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"""
"A cashier was serving a pregnant lady And enthusiastically asked ""Wow! Your child is so large already! Is it a boy or a girl?"" ""Yes"""