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Joke of the Day

"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."

"Ray Rice's wife apologized for her part in the ""incident""?!?!? That's insane. What did she fumble her purse?"

"What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!"

"And how would you like that cooked? ""I like my steak like I like my Pokemon... Rare"""

"Why didn't Frodo hide the ring up his ass? Because Sam would disappear."

"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"

"So a camel opened up an ice-cream parlor... he called it Dromedary Queen"

"I was climbing the ladder to success Then a guy poked his head out of a window and said ""Hi, I'm Cess!"""

"Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats."

"What is the difference between a hormone and a enzyme ? You can't hear an enzyme."